Doctors know best???
Ok after a llllllllllllooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg day of pushing paper, meeting impossible deadlines, and getting more and more and more work dumped on me I battled traffic and showed up at the doctors office at 6:30 PM for my 5:00 PM appointment. Now let me explain at my doctor that meant I was right on time. He, like me, is Jewish and just like the Spanish, (to which I am also derived from) we are always NOTORIOUSLY late. So needless to say I am never on time for anything. It drives my husband nuts..Anyway, I still had to wait a half hour so I did not get into actually see him until 7PM. UGGH so much for being home or actually eating dinner tonight!
I digress.. my pressure was good (for me) 108/65 my normal is 90/60 yeah I have freaked out many a paramedic. The doctor again had a hard time being a vampire (what I call taking blood). Two sticks with a needle not bad, (my personal record is 9 and that was at a hospital!!) He tried to accuse me of not drinking enough water. I stopped him cold. I have never made so many trips to the head!! I had to go so often people started looking for me there!!! How embarrassing!! My co-workers have no couth. I know I have been drinking water I kept tripping on all those little sport pack bottles. It was making me sick to my stomach but on the positive I was not hungry either.
We went on the conversation of meds. He listened to my generic may not be the same theory - intently. I mean when have you bought something generic that was as good as the real thing?? For example Rice Crispies are much better then the Rice Cereal, Tonka trucks last forever but Walgreen’s brand will last the day if you lucky!, Coke is way better than Pepsi, (sorry I could not resist!). Well money will be the answer here because if the name brand med is too expensive I will stick it out on what I am taking until I think it is dangerous. You know seeing spots, arguing with the voices in my head and loosing.. that kind of thing. So far so good except for being a little moody, irritable, and impatient I think it will be alright. I just need to remember all that anger management training I had to endure!
Overall the doctor seems to be right dehydrating your body all day with caffeine is not good. I have limited it to one full can a day. Although I may open up 3 I never finish them. As long as I drink more water than coke I am good. I did try Java Joe Water but I did not like the taste. Oh caffeine why are you so good and so evil.. ok a discussion Just is sure to pick up on!!
Ok enough about all this boring medical crap. Would that be called Bio waste? I don't know. I say lets play a new game.. because I miss our favorite target, I mean friend, Sean. I say lets play ...
WHERE IN THE WORLD IS SEAN MOORE.. you know what they say fiction is way more exciting than reality.. so lets make up a place and a job for Seany. Oh god I must be BORED. Actually I have a bad case of writers block with a health dose of I am too tired to read more analytical BS.
Ok I am going to go first.. (advantage of being the writer of the blog!) hummmmmmmm....
He is in Japan as a Geisha.. wouldn't he look cute with a kimono serving noodles to the prime minister and following up with a drag show.. lol.. yeah that’s it..
Ok who is next?
Ok after a llllllllllllooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg day of pushing paper, meeting impossible deadlines, and getting more and more and more work dumped on me I battled traffic and showed up at the doctors office at 6:30 PM for my 5:00 PM appointment. Now let me explain at my doctor that meant I was right on time. He, like me, is Jewish and just like the Spanish, (to which I am also derived from) we are always NOTORIOUSLY late. So needless to say I am never on time for anything. It drives my husband nuts..Anyway, I still had to wait a half hour so I did not get into actually see him until 7PM. UGGH so much for being home or actually eating dinner tonight!
I digress.. my pressure was good (for me) 108/65 my normal is 90/60 yeah I have freaked out many a paramedic. The doctor again had a hard time being a vampire (what I call taking blood). Two sticks with a needle not bad, (my personal record is 9 and that was at a hospital!!) He tried to accuse me of not drinking enough water. I stopped him cold. I have never made so many trips to the head!! I had to go so often people started looking for me there!!! How embarrassing!! My co-workers have no couth. I know I have been drinking water I kept tripping on all those little sport pack bottles. It was making me sick to my stomach but on the positive I was not hungry either.
We went on the conversation of meds. He listened to my generic may not be the same theory - intently. I mean when have you bought something generic that was as good as the real thing?? For example Rice Crispies are much better then the Rice Cereal, Tonka trucks last forever but Walgreen’s brand will last the day if you lucky!, Coke is way better than Pepsi, (sorry I could not resist!). Well money will be the answer here because if the name brand med is too expensive I will stick it out on what I am taking until I think it is dangerous. You know seeing spots, arguing with the voices in my head and loosing.. that kind of thing. So far so good except for being a little moody, irritable, and impatient I think it will be alright. I just need to remember all that anger management training I had to endure!
Overall the doctor seems to be right dehydrating your body all day with caffeine is not good. I have limited it to one full can a day. Although I may open up 3 I never finish them. As long as I drink more water than coke I am good. I did try Java Joe Water but I did not like the taste. Oh caffeine why are you so good and so evil.. ok a discussion Just is sure to pick up on!!
Ok enough about all this boring medical crap. Would that be called Bio waste? I don't know. I say lets play a new game.. because I miss our favorite target, I mean friend, Sean. I say lets play ...
WHERE IN THE WORLD IS SEAN MOORE.. you know what they say fiction is way more exciting than reality.. so lets make up a place and a job for Seany. Oh god I must be BORED. Actually I have a bad case of writers block with a health dose of I am too tired to read more analytical BS.
Ok I am going to go first.. (advantage of being the writer of the blog!) hummmmmmmm....
He is in Japan as a Geisha.. wouldn't he look cute with a kimono serving noodles to the prime minister and following up with a drag show.. lol.. yeah that’s it..
Ok who is next?
posted by Diayah | 11:02 PM
3 Comments:
LMAO!!!! Didn't I tell you guys??? I hired sean to be my pool boy..Now, I know that I do NOT have a pool...but I sent my hubby to Indiana to by a specific pool...so I have SEAN!!! He is MY prisoner...I have him in the kitchen cooking and cleaning, then taking care of my kids, because, DAMMIT...IM DONE!!!!! HEHEHEHEHHE
anyways...that was my psycho moment....
I read Reds comments....too fricken funny...you know, I miss sean too...he was my "first"....my first post on a blog that is...evil minds you two....And another thing diayah....too funny about that caffeine dig...you KNEW I would pick up on that one...I literally think I would die without it....it is my one of two vices...if it wasn't for that, well then I would be perfect...and we couldn't have that,now could we...heheh....the other vice, in case you wondered, is NOT sex, as I am sure would be reds guess, but the ultimate sin of SMOKING....I know...don't yell...i smoke and drink coffee....and drink Diet Coke...cuz yes....coke is WAY better than Pepsi....so....other than that...im glad (?) things went okay at the dr?...did he change your meds?? cuz I think if he puts Medically Necessary on your scripts for name brand...insurance has to cover it like a generic..No? I could be wrong, its been soooo long since I've even had insurance...and you are absolutely right about the generic vs. named....cuz I would never drink Diet Chek from winn dixie, by god....lol....same w/ mac and cheese...and cereal....and mayonaisse...and .....well...I guess you get my point....wow...I think this is my longest post ever...hehehhehehe...Im gonna go...I will check back in the morning....have a good nite!!!!
:) Just me.....
OK you gals are the BEST.
1st BIG RED.. you crack me up I can picture you singing it - It is hysterical.
Just Kristen..lol.. down girl..I wonder if you talk as fast as you type!!
Kristen - hummm Sean as a pool boy now thats a thought...He is a tall drink of water isnt he? Sean was my first - blog comment - too.. aww isn't he precious.
As for the Dr yes he wrote medically necessary but we all know it does mean it is going to cost more...that sucks but if I keep feeling better I am going to stay on track with these..
Gosh gals.. you too are one of the best parts of my day.. thanks for making me laugh so hard.
Oh, by the way, Sean called me tonight and told me he found a new career. He is now a "chicken sexer"...I forget the real technical name, but I think it's something like "chicken sexer". Red, you know what's sad? I was reading the words to the song, and I actually started singing along to it...I can't believe I actually remember the tune! hahaha On the other hand, I hope you got the words off some website somewhere and don't know them by heart...I would worry about you if you did!
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